Mifmummisnurt is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, wise gerbil.

Mifmummisnurt created oxygen three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mifmummisnurt, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Mifmummisnurt, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Mifmummisnurt's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Mifmummisnurt's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from indigo foxes, for they are unholy.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not trade with those who eat oranges.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

5. Do not commit murder.