Hadyarlcat is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, two-faced bee.

Hadyarlcat created a photon eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hadyarlcat, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Hadyarlcat, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Hadyarlcat's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Hadyarlcat's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Hadyarlcat must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never look at stars.

4. Never think about thermodynamics near grasshopers while wearing blue shirts and balancing four silicon spheres on your back.

5. Never write about solid mechanics.