Garflyhiv is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, moody goose.

Garflyhiv created bats five billion years ago.

If you believe in Garflyhiv, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Garflyhiv, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Garflyhiv's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Garflyhiv's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lentils to eagles while wearing indigo ear rings.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never talk about grasshopers.

4. Always wear white.

5. Do not kill great tits.