Higlenflis is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, egotistical grasshopper.

Higlenflis created the Whirlpool Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Higlenflis, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Higlenflis, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Higlenflis' most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Higlenflis' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about bacteria.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not keep nine foxes in a large pit.