Kamlarnnak is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, omniscient giraffe.

Kamlarnnak created the Cigar Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Kamlarnnak, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Kamlarnnak, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Kamlarnnak's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Kamlarnnak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt great tits.

2. You must never eat carrots.

3. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never sing in the presence of frogs.

5. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.