Haphugbun Vidstippig is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, blissful wombat.

Haphugbun Vidstippig created oxygen two years ago.

If you believe in Haphugbun Vidstippig, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Haphugbun Vidstippig, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Haphugbun Vidstippig's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Haphugbun Vidstippig's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not eat lentils.

5. Erect a large iron sculpture of Haphugbun Vidstippig on top of all buildings.