Logspagham Quimgedzim is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, egotistical cobra.

Logspagham Quimgedzim created humanity eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Logspagham Quimgedzim, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Logspagham Quimgedzim, he will turn you into a sheep.

Logspagham Quimgedzim's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Logspagham Quimgedzim's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no mice in a room before entering it.

2. Never wear trousers.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not wear aluminium on your body.