Logspagham Quimgedzim is a god.
He takes the form of a corpulent, egotistical
cobra.
Logspagham Quimgedzim created humanity eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Logspagham Quimgedzim, he will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Logspagham Quimgedzim, he will turn you into a sheep.
Logspagham Quimgedzim's most sacred site is Yongding in China.
Logspagham Quimgedzim's Holy Commandments1. Always make sure there are no mice in a room before entering it.
2. Never wear trousers.
3. Never talk about fire.
4. Always pray immersed in water.
5. Do not wear aluminium on your body.