Tagbudbarn is a god.
He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, uncaring
unicorn.
Tagbudbarn created the Sunflower Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Tagbudbarn, he will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Tagbudbarn, he will come to you in dreams.
Tagbudbarn's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.
Tagbudbarn's Holy Commandments1. Never go into black rooms.
2. Never wear turquoise dresses.
3. Never feed peas to shrews while wearing boots.
4. Put Tagbudbarn first in all things.
5. Never hurt frogs.