Tagbudbarn is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, uncaring unicorn.

Tagbudbarn created the Sunflower Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tagbudbarn, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Tagbudbarn, he will come to you in dreams.

Tagbudbarn's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Tagbudbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into black rooms.

2. Never wear turquoise dresses.

3. Never feed peas to shrews while wearing boots.

4. Put Tagbudbarn first in all things.

5. Never hurt frogs.