Geplamged is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, moody shrew.

Geplamged created the planet Saturn three billion years ago.

If you believe in Geplamged, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Geplamged, he will turn you into a rat.

Geplamged's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Geplamged's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.

4. Hide from indigo dogs for they are unholy.

5. Never talk about fire.