Genwodvolfon is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, compassionate human.

Genwodvolfon created the Cigar Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Genwodvolfon, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Genwodvolfon, she will send minions to preach to you.

Genwodvolfon's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Genwodvolfon's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never think about quantum mechanics.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Run away from indigo badgers, for they are unholy.

5. Never write about quantum field theory.