Godyamman is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, contented beaver.

Godyamman created an up quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Godyamman, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Godyamman, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Godyamman's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Godyamman's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Run away if six seals approach from the east.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Godyamman.

5. Never think about nebulae.