Kopbutquim is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, conceited ferret.

Kopbutquim created a top quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kopbutquim, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Kopbutquim, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Kopbutquim's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Kopbutquim's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about solid mechanics near snakes while wearing pink ear rings.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. You must pray to Kopbutquim four times a day.

4. Erect a large tin sculpture of Kopbutquim on top of all buildings.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Kopbutquim.