Arnnurdit is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, omniscient spider.

Arnnurdit created the world four million years ago.

If you believe in Arnnurdit, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Arnnurdit, she will throw large rocks at you.

Arnnurdit's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Arnnurdit's Holy Commandments

1. Monkeys are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. You must love Arnnurdit.

5. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.