Targfabbonxem is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, irritating slug.

Targfabbonxem created an atom three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Targfabbonxem, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Targfabbonxem, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Targfabbonxem's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Targfabbonxem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never think ill of sick dogs.

3. Do not speak about peas.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not drink alcohol.