Nadlimhab is a god.
She takes the form of a fat, amazing
parrot.
Nadlimhab created an up quark five quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Nadlimhab, she will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Nadlimhab, she will turn you into a tree.
Nadlimhab's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.
Nadlimhab's Holy Commandments1. Always pray in complete darkness.
2. Do not jump in public.
3. Never eat bark.
4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sheep.
5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.