Nadlimhab is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, amazing parrot.

Nadlimhab created an up quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nadlimhab, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Nadlimhab, she will turn you into a tree.

Nadlimhab's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Nadlimhab's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not jump in public.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sheep.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.