Fumhotban is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, fussy beaver.

Fumhotban created Europe two years ago.

If you believe in Fumhotban, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Fumhotban, she will cry a lot.

Fumhotban's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Fumhotban's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never mention snakes.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Run away from fawn sheep, for they are unholy.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.