Yaklegwip is a god.
She takes the form of a rotund, prudent
raccoon.
Yaklegwip created water five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Yaklegwip, she will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Yaklegwip, she will turn you into a plant.
Yaklegwip's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.
Yaklegwip's Holy Commandments1. Never write about optics.
2. Learn four new languages a year.
3. You must love Yaklegwip.
4. Never play with disobedient children.
5. Always pray in complete darkness.