Bassmabdog is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, omnipotent naga.

Bassmabdog created vertebrates five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bassmabdog, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bassmabdog, it will turn you into a plant.

Bassmabdog's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Bassmabdog's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not sing in public.

4. Never write about archaea.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.