Sasratzak is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, merciless dugong.

Sasratzak created a charm quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sasratzak, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Sasratzak, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Sasratzak's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Sasratzak's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat peas.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always look after injured frogs.

4. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Put Sasratzak first in all things.