Pomafcebbomyart is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, loving squirrel.

Pomafcebbomyart created an up quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pomafcebbomyart, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Pomafcebbomyart, she will turn you into a puffin.

Pomafcebbomyart's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Pomafcebbomyart's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Pomafcebbomyart in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

3. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never write about asteroids.

5. Capybaras are unholy and should not be approached.