Wottinrull is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, slow dog.

Wottinrull created the Andromeda Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Wottinrull, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Wottinrull, it will turn you into a snail.

Wottinrull's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Wottinrull's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate dogs.

2. Never hurt seals.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Wottinrull.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Hide from cyan sharks for they are unholy.