Limpodbepbissflis is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, tranquil dryad.

Limpodbepbissflis created silver six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Limpodbepbissflis, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Limpodbepbissflis, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Limpodbepbissflis' most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Limpodbepbissflis' Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shirts.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Limpodbepbissflis loves hamsters, so they must be honoured.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Goats are not to be trusted.