Appontmip Rigkamnak is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, all-knowing eagle.

Appontmip Rigkamnak created the Virgo Supercluster five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Appontmip Rigkamnak, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Appontmip Rigkamnak, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Appontmip Rigkamnak's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Appontmip Rigkamnak's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your face white.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Hide from purple capybaras for they are unholy.

5. Never think about stars.