Bugzenzangilnarl is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, dishonourable camel.

Bugzenzangilnarl created parasitic wasps five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bugzenzangilnarl, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bugzenzangilnarl, she will jump up and down on your head.

Bugzenzangilnarl's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Bugzenzangilnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Bugzenzangilnarl in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.

4. Never go into blue rooms.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.