Fedstragjip is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, idiotic cow.

Fedstragjip created the Sun two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fedstragjip, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Fedstragjip, it will make you grow a tail.

Fedstragjip's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Fedstragjip's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick swans.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. You must love Fedstragjip.

4. Learn eight new languages a year.

5. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Fedstragjip on top of all buildings.