Babbestnell is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, kind faun.

Babbestnell created matter seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Babbestnell, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Babbestnell, it will turn you into a rat.

Babbestnell's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Babbestnell's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry eagles.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never mention capybaras.

4. Always treat badgers with great respect.

5. Do not skip in public.