Dumpasvon is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, selfish centaur.

Dumpasvon created silver twelve years ago.

If you believe in Dumpasvon, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Dumpasvon, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Dumpasvon's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Dumpasvon's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

2. Do not trade with those who eat corn.

3. Voles are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate frogs.