Fagwabwat is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, narcissistic wyrm.

Fagwabwat created parasitic wasps four billion years ago.

If you believe in Fagwabwat, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Fagwabwat, she will try to impress you with trees.

Fagwabwat's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Fagwabwat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark matter near grasshopers while wearing turquoise corsets.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Fagwabwat in the centre of the settlement.

4. Always wear orange.

5. Do not drink alcohol.