Mobloopweg Dobbimfag is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, generous mongoose.

Mobloopweg Dobbimfag created matter eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mobloopweg Dobbimfag, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Mobloopweg Dobbimfag, he will destroy your home planet.

Mobloopweg Dobbimfag's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Mobloopweg Dobbimfag's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never go into pink rooms.

4. Mobloopweg Dobbimfag loves rats, so they must be honoured.

5. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.