Dotnigbegstip is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, temperamental lizard.

Dotnigbegstip created a down quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dotnigbegstip, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Dotnigbegstip, it will turn you into a mouse.

Dotnigbegstip's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Dotnigbegstip's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Run away if three sharks approach from the east.

3. Never feed lots of nuts to ants while wearing mauve scarves.

4. Retreat if seven shrews approach from the north.

5. Never sit in the presence of sheep.