Cepbafhon is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, loving bear.

Cepbafhon created the Black Eye Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Cepbafhon, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Cepbafhon, she will think nothing of it.

Cepbafhon's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Cepbafhon's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate grasshopers.

2. Put Cepbafhon first in all things.

3. You must never eat figs.

4. Do not keep eight snakes in a large pit.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.