Sigratpog Tonknuttbus is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, unsympathetic horse.

Sigratpog Tonknuttbus created Mount Everest two million years ago.

If you believe in Sigratpog Tonknuttbus, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Sigratpog Tonknuttbus, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Sigratpog Tonknuttbus' most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Sigratpog Tonknuttbus' Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your hands orange.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. Always help horses in need.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Retreat if three seals approach from the south.