Muthadlist is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, annoying meerkat.

Muthadlist created a charm quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Muthadlist, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Muthadlist, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Muthadlist's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Muthadlist's Holy Commandments

1. Birds are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never go into magenta rooms.

5. Never feed lots of lemons to turtles while wearing white tights.