Logtapnel is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, kind shark.

Logtapnel created dark energy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Logtapnel, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Logtapnel, it will turn you into a dog.

Logtapnel's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Logtapnel's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never feed cherries to dogs while wearing mauve shoes.

4. Never go into red rooms.

5. Do not covet oxen.