Himduncat is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, deceitful deer.

Himduncat created the Sol system five billion years ago.

If you believe in Himduncat, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Himduncat, it will send minions to preach to you.

Himduncat's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Himduncat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not kill goats.

3. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate sharks.