Yokratfag is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, smart goat.

Yokratfag created the planet Earth four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yokratfag, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Yokratfag, he will laugh at you.

Yokratfag's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Yokratfag's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yokratfag.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Always look after injured grasshopers.

5. Do not drink alcohol.