Hantamraw is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, omnipotent hare.

Hantamraw created the Tadpole Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hantamraw, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Hantamraw, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Hantamraw's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Hantamraw's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Hantamraw.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never talk about cats.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Hantamraw.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.