Riglarnmab is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, impressive giraffe.

Riglarnmab created Asia eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Riglarnmab, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Riglarnmab, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Riglarnmab's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Riglarnmab's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never mention voles.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Erect four zinc sculptures of Riglarnmab on top of important buildings.

5. Never think ill of sick dogs.