Gadfagdiss is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, humane cobra.

Gadfagdiss created the Andromeda Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Gadfagdiss, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Gadfagdiss, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Gadfagdiss' most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Gadfagdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always help sick aardvarks.

4. Do not take Gadfagdiss' name in vain.

5. Never think about optics.