Natfotdum is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, astonishing hare.

Natfotdum created life two billion years ago.

If you believe in Natfotdum, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Natfotdum, he will turn you into a mole.

Natfotdum's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Natfotdum's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Natfotdum.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Natfotdum must be the most important thing in your life.