Bonkkabbog Weegov is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, almighty rat.

Bonkkabbog Weegov created bats seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bonkkabbog Weegov, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bonkkabbog Weegov, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Bonkkabbog Weegov's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Bonkkabbog Weegov's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.

2. Always help swans.

3. Erect a giant green sculpture of Bonkkabbog Weegov in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Hide from mauve horses for they are unholy.