Nabjingemsug is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, selfish chicken.

Nabjingemsug created the cosmos nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Nabjingemsug, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Nabjingemsug, it will turn you into a mole.

Nabjingemsug's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Nabjingemsug's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick ants.

2. Feed all hungry moths.

3. Never write about asteroids.

4. Never chant near sheep.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.