Flig is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, sapient hydra.

Flig created oxygen three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flig, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Flig, he will turn you into a plant.

Flig's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Flig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about peanuts.

2. Run away if nine squirrels approach from the east.

3. Do not sprint in public.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force near bats while wearing red shoes and balancing six aluminium spheres on your face.

5. Always make sure there are no whales in a room before entering it.