Sawtifvig Migtarpnib is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, sapient jellyfish.

Sawtifvig Migtarpnib created the planet Saturn five million years ago.

If you believe in Sawtifvig Migtarpnib, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Sawtifvig Migtarpnib, he will refuse to believe in you.

Sawtifvig Migtarpnib's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Sawtifvig Migtarpnib's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about planets.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Sawtifvig Migtarpnib.

3. Run away if six porpoises approach from the west.

4. Always wear purple.

5. Do not commit murder.