Sawtifvig Migtarpnib is a god.
He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, sapient
jellyfish.
Sawtifvig Migtarpnib created the planet Saturn five million years ago.
If you believe in
Sawtifvig Migtarpnib, he will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Sawtifvig Migtarpnib, he will refuse to believe in you.
Sawtifvig Migtarpnib's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.
Sawtifvig Migtarpnib's Holy Commandments1. Never think about planets.
2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Sawtifvig Migtarpnib.
3. Run away if six porpoises approach from the west.
4. Always wear purple.
5. Do not commit murder.