Cubkaplog is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, benevolent horse.

Cubkaplog created viruses five million years ago.

If you believe in Cubkaplog, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cubkaplog, it will turn you into a frog.

Cubkaplog's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Cubkaplog's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not shave your back.

3. Do not chant in public.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Erect a giant orange sculpture of Cubkaplog in the centre of the settlement.