Fodrennilnarfly is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, weak cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Fodrennilnarfly created dark energy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fodrennilnarfly, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Fodrennilnarfly, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Fodrennilnarfly's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Fodrennilnarfly's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Fodrennilnarfly's name in vain.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fodrennilnarfly.

3. Always treat whales with great respect.

4. Erect five lead sculptures of Fodrennilnarfly on top of important buildings.

5. Do not drink alcohol.