Vilbapgil is a god.
He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, dishonourable
cow.
Vilbapgil created everything that exists five quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Vilbapgil, he will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Vilbapgil, he will not care.
Vilbapgil's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.
Vilbapgil's Holy Commandments1. Run away from pink foxes, for they are unholy.
2. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Vilbapgil on top of all buildings.
3. Do not trade with those who eat figs.
4. Always help mice.
5. Do not make images of living things.