Stiphigkar is a god.
It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, self-confident
squirrel.
Stiphigkar created humanity four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Stiphigkar, it will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Stiphigkar, it will turn you into a rat.
Stiphigkar's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.
Stiphigkar's Holy Commandments1. Respect your elders.
2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
3. Always help sick eagles.
4. Stiphigkar loves manatees, so they must be honoured.
5. Never eat figs.