Stiphigkar is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, self-confident squirrel.

Stiphigkar created humanity four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stiphigkar, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Stiphigkar, it will turn you into a rat.

Stiphigkar's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Stiphigkar's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Always help sick eagles.

4. Stiphigkar loves manatees, so they must be honoured.

5. Never eat figs.