Sand is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, merciless fox.

Sand created an atom seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sand, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Sand, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Sand's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Sand's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in holy places.

2. Do not take Sand's name in vain.

3. Always help sick goats.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never write about asteroids.