Kinkopcit is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, omnipotent hare.

Kinkopcit created parasitic wasps eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kinkopcit, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Kinkopcit, it will turn you into a slug.

Kinkopcit's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Kinkopcit's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three aardvarks approach from the west.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate turtles.

5. You must pray to Kinkopcit six times a day.